Bloody War 2009

Before telling you all the results of the war, let's go through the whole thing.

I went and picked up the Kong brothers at Esso opposite Kuo Kuang. Then headed straight to the war site (Stadium Larkin) and reached there at 6.40 am. There were St. John members there already.

As the Leader for the Division One Squad (Discipline and Footdrill Master), I checked their weapons and uniforms. I've asked them to reach before 7, ( in case the war started early, which was unusual in this land) but some didn't follow orders. I was a bit pissed as they themselves took some time to correct their own mistakes.

Some of the members didn't take their breakfast. Luckily, out St. John teacher bought us bread. After that was the distribution of gloves.

Then a teacher came to us and said, "Siapa Boss," I replied him. And rushed me, saying that "Cepat masuk ke medan perang". Then I looked at the squad members, still adjusting here and there. WTF, he came again. I said okay. And rushed me another time. Partly was the latecomers' fault. Thanks to those who came early.

Then we walked in the war site, and everyone looked at us. Some even booed us (because those are animals at the war site). We hid at a dark and dirty place. 8 am, the (sex appeal girl-according to Jethro) sepanduk girl came with her Sports House shirt. Haha, one of the members took his normal St. John T-shirt and borrowed her. Everyone was ready for the war!

8.32 a.m. The trumpets (actually were the kompangs) were blown and the King (Pengarah Jabatan Pelajaran Johor Bahru) walked in the war site with his henchman (Pengetua) and sat at the Grand Stand.

After the messenger (MC) announced about the arrival of the King, she said to all who came to the war site, "There will be a war that will be starting soon. To all whossies, please get out of here as soon as possible,". I guess some of them went off as I heard someone shouting "Kontigen, saya berasa takut, dari sekarang, saya lari,".

Surprisingly, that bugger was the guy standing in front of all units. Then I heard a song played by the "Simple Band" as they are trying to imitate Simple Plan. Unfortunately, they failed terribly. I saw other units walking, so I brought the Division and walked passed the Grand Stand.

As I reach there, I saw the King trembling with fear as many armies shouted at him and showed him some foreign sign. I saw his lips moving and was talking to his henchman. If I'm not mistaken, this was what he spoke with his absolutely perfect Malay,"Eh, kenapa budak-budak ur berpakaian seperti askar yang hendak pergi berperang jerit macam nak bunuh saya. Kenapa budak di depan tunjuk tangannya macam nak potong kepala saya?" His henchman was speechless.

My turn, I glared at the King and saw him smiling. Then I gave my command so that all members looked at him. This time, I heard him saying, " Saya nak balik rumah. Takutlah." And so, the henchman asked him to relax and hugged him.

The moment I reached the war site, I saw the whoosy who was the first guy to run away returned and stand at the most front point again. I guess he was braver this time.

After the henchman comforted the King, the King gave his speech and said "Dengan ini, saya merasmikan peperangan ini." And so, some of them got shot and 'died'. One of them was from the Police Unit.

The members in my Division survived, not even one fainted or so called 'died'. So we went back to the hiding spot and did some exercise.

All of us waited for the results.
1st Police Unit (kadet polis)
2nd Army Unit (kadet darat)
3rd Division One (st john)

Everyone was getting emotional. After talking to them, I requested for cam whoring and everyone agreed. Here's some of the pictures.

Ambulance Cadet 2008

Sean(no.5), Jon(no.4), Jethro(no.3), Alex(no.2), Ivan(no.1)

PBSM + St. John

Form5's 2009

St. John marchers 2009 (serious)

St. John marchers 2009 (freestyle)

Farewell to Reutens Ong (the short guy on your right)
as he's shifting school next Monday.

Okay, I know this post is lame. Maybe I've no mood to blog after losing today. Well, kadet polis was not bad. But one of their members fainted. Kadet darat screwed up at the Grand Stand part was their hands weren't following the timing. St John, slight mistake but not obvious. Only the stopping part was screwed up. Sorry guys, I know is my fault.

After that, Sean Jethro and I went to CS and bought food from MCD. I bought 2 Apple Pies, Sean bought Chicken Porridge and Jethro bought a Mcvalue set. We took away and ate in the bus.

So I told Sean and Jethro no eating in the bus.


And Jethro said, "no cups, no burgers and no cigarettes in the bus."
Thus, pies, porridge and fries are allowed.

We ate and there were people looking at us. Maybe they didn't eat Mcd food before.

Note: There's a spoiler behind 3 of us.

Okay, I've to study for the 1st test already. So I won't be blogging for this few weeks.

All the best to Conventies for Sports Day and 1st test.

Btw, Happy Birthday to Chua Zhi Hsien! You're finally 18 but still looked like you're in Secondary school. No offence. haha

Superfluous Tireness..

Tomorrow is Sports Day, so cicakman wants a good rehearsal today.
We did many sets and he, as usual, being the big boss everyday.
How I wish the cicak get eaten by some monsters (there are many in EC).

Many newbies who didn't come yesterday came this morning, and thanks to them, we have to stand for quite a time. Then, we were ordered by the cicak to do his lame exercises and laughed at us. Asshole.

The so called "nice" rehearsal started at 8 and ended at 11.
Alex,Jethro,Jon,Sean,Le Bin and I represented St. John for the last rehearsal in Stadium Larkin.

We took the second ride as there were too many uncivilised students who kept pushing each other to get in the bus. And I said that in front of them, the uncivilized people.

And so, I discussed something important with Jethro (Boss) while Alex (Letter Man) , Jon (Money Man) and Sean (Cleaner) went talking with the juniors. Not fair, so I joined them just for a while.


While waiting for the school bus to pick us up, we,the St. Johners had a great time chatting with the Pb's. Meanwhile, we saw cicakman, sitting his motorbike to Stadium. Before that, we asked him to drift. So he showed off with his "Great" pattern. Then suddenly, I heard a loud sound. "BANG!!!" Guess what happened?


Well, I was just joking. We wanted to see him drift and get banged by some vehicles. hehe. We just hate that freaking lizard.

Then we sat down and I noticed my Physics Teacher's car (kancil) was just in front of us. So we talked about him driving while calculating the velocity, acceleration, etc etc.

Bus arrived. In the end, we still have to stand. Shoots.
On the way there, Jon and one of his Muttens teased me for having big Chest. Say, how will I look with bras, men's bra. lols. At least I have something unique that you guys don't have. haha

Reached there and finished off the rehearsal. Then cicakman uses a mic and gave command again. haha. What a joker. Headed back to school after that. This time, we took the first ride as we were having training at 2.15pm

So in total, I've spent about 6 to 7 hours standing, marching and giving commands.
Felt really tired and uncomfortable. I didn't ate anything during recess and lunch, mind you.

Hope tommorow will be the day I've always wanted!

Cicakman in charge for Sports Day again..

Cicakman, one of the teachers in EC (his long neck which makes him look like a freaking lizard) is in charged for Sports Day this year. AGAIN!

This morning, that bugger gave command using a mic. Maybe his voice is too soft without a mic. So rehearsal started at 8.30am. He gave his long useless briefing!

We, the poor students of EC were treated like his servants, standing under the hot sun while he's sitting on a chair like a Big Boss. sore loser indeed.

Note: He's a Kadet Darat teacher adviser. To me (maybe to all of us, he's a bias idiot.

Some how, I've confidence that St. John will win this year. Pray for us, thanks!

Okay..Bad Luck

Dang..

Last week, I went for jogging. 40 minutes jog (not a big deal). So I was jogging on a flat road, as advised my my doctor due to my knee injury when suddenly I heard a dog barking at me. Luckily, that dog (i think is a BITCH) was inside a house. I felt relieved and continued jogging.

Then, the owner open the gate and was talking to some stranger. And the BITCH came out. Barking like crazy. As usual, when there are dogs barking at me, i just ignore them and as expected, they don't disturb you.

But this BITCH was not minding its own business. It was chasing me. So I slowed down, in case anything happen, I'm ready to kick it with my FULL strength. It was just few centimetres away from my leg. And then my pulse rate increased. I wondered what if I'm bitten, would I be something more than Edward Cullen. Cheh, I was thinking too much.

My heart kept accelerating as seconds passed. A guy who's washing his car was enjoying this scene. Freaking shit. Okay, maybe my aura caused the BITCH to go away. Then, I finished up my 10 laps on a long stretch road near my house.

Today, I went for jogging again. But I plan to run this time. No more dogs this time. As I passed the playground, I saw a group of Indians hanging around there. First thing in my mind was they were the Bad Guys. So I was minding my own business, as usual. Out of the blue, I heard one of them calling me 'Dei Dei'. I ignored them and continued running. This time, I was petrified. What if I ended up in the hospital?..Unconscious..wounds all around my body..I quickly ran home after that.

I told my buddies about this. Well, they advised me to be careful and don't jog anymore. But I'll be fat and not fit. Ever wondered what if I got eaten by monkeys?
That won't even happen. I will probably be friends with the monkeys. This is because I'm a Monkey myself (born in the Year of Monkey).

So hopefully, I'll meet the Cullens next week while I'm jogging and be a vampire, if vampires really exist!

The Man Who Can't Be Moved

Besides songs from David Cook and David Archuleta, I like The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script too. If everything turns out well, I will sing in Festival Of Arts (FOA), organized by the Literary, Drama and Debate Society of English College.

Hopefully, I can sing on that day. The decision is not confirmed yet. Will update you all once the decision is made.

Here's the lyrics for the song.

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag not I'm not gonna move,
Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand,
Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am,
Some try to hand me money they don't understand,
I'm not... broke I'm just a broken hearted man,
I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do,
How can I move on when I've been in love with you...

Cos if one day you wake up and find that your missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

So I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

Policeman says son you can't sit her,
I said there's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year,
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows,
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go.

Cos if one day you wake up and find that your missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

So I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

People talk about the guy
Whos waiting on a girl...
Oohoohwoo
There on no hole in his shoes
But a big hole in his world...
Hmmmm

Maybe I'll get famous as man who can't be moved,
And maybe you won't mean to but you'll see me on the news,
And you'll come running to the corner...
Cos you'll know it's just for you

I'm the man who can't be moved
I'm the man who can't be moved...

Cos if one day you wake up and find that your missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.
[Repeat in backgroung]

So I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag not I'm not gonna move.

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So 12th of February is Ec's Sports Day. Great. Hope there wont be bias bastards this year.
Though many problems have arised, my team mates and I still persevere till the very end.
Pray for our victory!

Besides, I don't want to disappoint Chua. That's because Ec's Sports Day is his Birthday. OH Great!

Haha, Chinese New Year Holidays over already. Haiz, happ schooling, my fellow buddies and friends!