Okay..Bad Luck

Dang..

Last week, I went for jogging. 40 minutes jog (not a big deal). So I was jogging on a flat road, as advised my my doctor due to my knee injury when suddenly I heard a dog barking at me. Luckily, that dog (i think is a BITCH) was inside a house. I felt relieved and continued jogging.

Then, the owner open the gate and was talking to some stranger. And the BITCH came out. Barking like crazy. As usual, when there are dogs barking at me, i just ignore them and as expected, they don't disturb you.

But this BITCH was not minding its own business. It was chasing me. So I slowed down, in case anything happen, I'm ready to kick it with my FULL strength. It was just few centimetres away from my leg. And then my pulse rate increased. I wondered what if I'm bitten, would I be something more than Edward Cullen. Cheh, I was thinking too much.

My heart kept accelerating as seconds passed. A guy who's washing his car was enjoying this scene. Freaking shit. Okay, maybe my aura caused the BITCH to go away. Then, I finished up my 10 laps on a long stretch road near my house.

Today, I went for jogging again. But I plan to run this time. No more dogs this time. As I passed the playground, I saw a group of Indians hanging around there. First thing in my mind was they were the Bad Guys. So I was minding my own business, as usual. Out of the blue, I heard one of them calling me 'Dei Dei'. I ignored them and continued running. This time, I was petrified. What if I ended up in the hospital?..Unconscious..wounds all around my body..I quickly ran home after that.

I told my buddies about this. Well, they advised me to be careful and don't jog anymore. But I'll be fat and not fit. Ever wondered what if I got eaten by monkeys?
That won't even happen. I will probably be friends with the monkeys. This is because I'm a Monkey myself (born in the Year of Monkey).

So hopefully, I'll meet the Cullens next week while I'm jogging and be a vampire, if vampires really exist!